- Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
- Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
- Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
- How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
- Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook? Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it. Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Person 2: Word.